laughingsquid:

An Ingenious Chocolate Bar Resumé

taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

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rubyetc:

mainly spongy

rubyetc:

mainly spongy

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foalsperm:

this is so wonderful 

foalsperm:

this is so wonderful 

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"I was driving a couple of days ago, kind of burnt-out from work, and Willie Nelson came on, doing On the Road Again which is a great song. And he sings the line, the life I love is makin’ music with my friends.
Cue waterworks.
"Exactly, cue waterworks. I was like, I cannot believe I’m fucking crying. But that line, The life I love is makin’ music with my friends… I’m just so lucky. My life is so lucky. I am surrounded by people whom I find really interesting and creative. And the people I get to hang around with are so funny. I’m so lucky to be around those people.” - Amy Poehler

(Source: winebitches, via stupidfuckingquestions)